Campaign Trail Blazer Gifts

Vote. A politician will promise a new four-day workweek during a campaign, and then tell you that the new week has a total of just five days after they've been elected.

Obama and Biden

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

"Great news! You're 30 points behind the front runner but surging to 2nd place at 9%!"

Popularist population.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Political convention

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Draw your own path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

A smiling cyclist

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

David Bellamy

Running for Congress

Take a hike.

Fork in the trail.

Taking Back The Government.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

Donald Trump

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'