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'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

Kis the baby, Sir, the Baby!

'Soak it up, chances are we will never hear from them again.'

Politician

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Tony Blair

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Donald Trump

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Race to the presidency.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Campaign 2010.

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"Slogan."