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'Be my guest. Have a smell.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mardi Gras

Tourists

"It get it – you're hungry."

(Camel paintings)

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cling-On Dog

Football Chameleon

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Litter Tray Training

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."