Camelid Aficionado Pillows

'Be my guest. Have a smell.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Tourists

Mardi Gras

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Football Chameleon

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Koala

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bears going water skiing.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

A day at the transgenic races

Litter Tray Training

"I think we may be related!"

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'