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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Cat Towels

'You know too much!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"