Calorie-conscious Treat Lover Gifts

If you're bothered by the guilt, I can put two scoops of real butter pecan ice cream in one of our Lo-Cal Fat-Free cups.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Two boys eating ice cream

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"It's a dessert island...!"

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

Pre Opera Dinners

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.