Calorie-conscious Treat Lover T-Shirts

If you're bothered by the guilt, I can put two scoops of real butter pecan ice cream in one of our Lo-Cal Fat-Free cups.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Two boys eating ice cream

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"It's a dessert island...!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Pre Opera Dinners

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Advent fridge