Calmness Conjurer Prints

"I'm not panicking. I'm using this moment to finish my yoga."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

All we have in life is this moment...

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Muzak's Top 10

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."