Call-in Show Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't need you anymore. I've discovered talk radio!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"What would you like to watch again?"

How I met your mother

TV and cleaner

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

Jerry Springer

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

The Great Larrynx

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

The Ox Factor

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'