California Travel T-Shirts

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

California Beverages Map

'Bed & Bagel'

Sandy Floss

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'No luggage.'

Mexican Dog

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Lighthouse switch

"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?

'Scenic route?'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Now entering California, dude!

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

Entering California, Keep it Real.

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

Entering California, Weather Permitting.

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

Road sign reads: Entering California, Please Turn Off Your Cell Phone.

"Come in, minion. I found an old Lemont Brown article from Candorville.com, where he wrote about Dolores Park in San Francisco. For a brief and glorious time, you'd have to pay the city up to $250 to reserve a patch of grass. If anyone trespassed on your grass, security guards would roust them. It was the biggest breakthrough in the separation of the classes in ages. I'm going to make all our booths and toilets paid-reservation-only. Very bad man."