California Culture Gifts

"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?

California Beverages Map

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

Road sign reads: Entering California, Please Turn Off Your Cell Phone.

"I got a ticket in California for asking a lactose intolerant woman to say cheese, before taking her picture."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Woman carries the world.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Honoré de Balzac

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Baroque Peacock

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."