California Dreaming Gifts

You've made your bed...

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Duck Hunt

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Serenading

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Segregated Beach

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

California Beverages Map

Budgetmageddon

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Eric Adams Caricature

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

cinema

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Tourist Attractions