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Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Happy New Year

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

The first animation.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Real estate.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"Each door opens up a new curse."