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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

My brilliant career

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"We need a better piling system."

The first animation.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Minister's File

Looking busy.

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

The Secret Life of Pens

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.