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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"On. More. Try."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Net to catch pancake.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Real estate.

Pancakes

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

The invisible man makes a pancake

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

A man with a pancake on her head

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'