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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"On. More. Try."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'Net to catch pancake.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Real estate.

Pancakes

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

The invisible man makes a pancake

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'