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"On. More. Try."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"