Calendar Flipper Mugs

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Happy New Year

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

The first animation.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

Real estate.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

On - Undecided - Off switch