Calendar Critic Pillows

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Appointments and Disappointments

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"It's my New Year!"

March madness

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Mayan 2012

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.

Current Events.

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

The Month of November

'It's always April 15th here.'

Covid calendar

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

"March 177th? Already?!"