Calendar Critic Pillows

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Appointments and Disappointments

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"It's my New Year!"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

March madness

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.

Current Events.

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

The Month of November

Covid calendar

'It's always April 15th here.'

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

"March 177th? Already?!"