Calculation Trickster Mugs

'When do we learn to make numbers lie?'

Math Dreams

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

High speed cinder block

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Propping up a profits chart.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

I love maths.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

Cyber crime.

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

Watch Salesman

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."