Calculation Trickster Mugs

'When do we learn to make numbers lie?'

Math Dreams

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

High speed cinder block

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Propping up a profits chart.

I love maths.

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

Cyber crime.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'