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"Look at the size of her-I bet she's eaten all the cake!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Parisian man eating pastries

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Deicing on the cake.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

GMO apple

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'There's a fly in my primordial soup.'

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Egg in refrigerator notices Mom is now a roast chicken

"Could you slowly describe the Chef's Surprise again? I have a good imagination, but not that good!"

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."