Cake Stall Champion T-Shirts

'And what with the allotment and Marjorie's cake stall, we're pretty much self sufficient these days.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Bermuda Triangles

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

His Her Cakes

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Frosting the Snowman

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Panettone

Make your resolutions achievable.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'