Cake Companion Pillows

Running Latte

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Reading the sports pages.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Salt and Pepper

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'It's all homemade.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'