Cake Companion Pillows

Running Latte

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Reading the sports pages.

Happy Birthday to you.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Salt and Pepper

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'It's all homemade.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'