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Man falls off perch

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I think I've got it.'

"That was a boring field trip."

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"I like to keep my option open."

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

"My mind is especially empty today."

The John Cage Carollers

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

UFC on steroids...

'The Question'

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

"I lined it up with our prenup."

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

Praying

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The Bookstore. Going out of business sale. Words failed me.

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

'This mattress feels lumpy, but then again, that could be me.'