Caffeine Curiosos Gifts

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Summa cum latte.

9-5, 5-9

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Coffee Time Crossword

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.