Cafeteria Pillows

No personal food trays.

"Your family is pretty messed up."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Cafe Burns.

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

Biocafeteraologist

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'