Cafeteria Owner Pillows

"Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Today's special... donuts.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Cafe Burns.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Decapitated coffee.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

Choice hellhole

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"