Cafeteria Worker Pillows

'They never quit, do they?'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"I hear the school paper gave the cafeteria 5 stars!"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

'I can never open those sachets of sauce.' (Thinks: I think she's falling for my saucy schmooze!'

"Having more fruits and vegetables does make for better food fights."

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg....I'll let you know how it plays out."

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

"Chuwunken. I don't even want to ask."

"This isn't a social call. There's been a complaint."

"Somebody found a finger in a salad?!"

"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Carmen's taking it to the competition...but it's not working."

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"This is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray."

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

'The usual dregs, slops and yesterday's left-overs,please Mary!'

Biocafeteraologist

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

You've really gotta find a new job. This job's not so bad. To drum up business, Armstrong's making you impersonate the deposed Ukrainian President in hopes of attracting the angry protesters who're searching for him. I'm sure every other job is just as bad. Do you know what they DO to deposed presidents?

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.