School Cafeteria Workers Pillows

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cafe Burns.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"