School Cafeteria Workers Mugs

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cafe Burns.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"