Cafeteria Meals Pillows

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Cafe Burns.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Biocafeteraologist

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"