Cafeteria Adventurer Pillows

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Roadkill Restaurant

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Arabian Cuisine

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."