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"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Do you have any catsup?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

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"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Devi's brew?"

Back in 5 minutes!

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

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"Expense account or regular?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

National Coffee Day

'Mother?'

Running Latte

'How would you like your toast?'

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'