Cafecito Lover Mugs

"Back to not speaking to my family."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

wattle covers

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

Coffee Menu

"How about a little more coffee?"