Cafecito Lover Gifts

"Back to not speaking to my family."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

wattle covers

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

"He gets his best ideas that way."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.