Café Reader Mugs

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'It's baseball season!'

Reading the sports pages.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Lunch

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'A sandwich?'