Bathroom Reader Mugs

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Can I deduct the bathroom at home? That's where I read my veterinary journals.'

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"So, what are you reading?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Desert Island Books

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

Fifty Shades of Yellow