Bedside Reader Mugs

Hospital Bed.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Library

Get well soon!

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Good boy

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"It says here we should get a lodger."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Desert Island Books

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

Fifty Shades of Yellow