Bedside Reader Prints

Hospital Bed.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Library

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Get well soon!

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Good boy

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Desert Island Books

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Book Igloo

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Fifty Shades of Yellow

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"