Pro Bedtime Reader Prints

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Bedtime story.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Ok, ok, last page.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Sleeping masks

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

Death reads a bedtime story.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'...The household robot laughed to see such sport and the ipad ran away with the smart phone.'

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

Fifty Shades of Yellow