Bathroom Reader Pillows

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Can I deduct the bathroom at home? That's where I read my veterinary journals.'

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"So, what are you reading?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Desert Island Books

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Fifty Shades of Yellow

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Custer's last tan.

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."