Cablecutting Champion T-Shirts

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"It's been a rainy winter."

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

You B*****D

Pinterest shaming

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'You get to peddle for the next log, Babe.'

The First Tattoo

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

Curling & curling while curling.

'I hate Mondays!'

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

'I see that you make friends easily.'

"I'm a societal mutation."

'I hear your wife got another 1st in the knitting contest.'

Sculpture.

An Artist Until the End.