Cable Converter Pillows

TV News. "Sesame Street" is moving to HBO. There goes the neighborhood!

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Minutes since the TV broke.

New Electric Car

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"But if we let you pick and choose your own stations, that could hurt a lot of feelings."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

Nest of cables

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"

'I see that you make friends easily.'

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"I'm a societal mutation."

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

Book. Formerly Books.

"Bury my old power cords here. I just can't bring myself to throw them out."

"Fibreoptics is simple stuff - we drill through your wall, run in the cable, join it all up and Bob's not your uncle."

'Face it, the border collie isn't working out. We'll just have to get a cat.'

A day without cable ends badly.

'Stop grumbling. The cable guy will be here tomorrow.'