Cable Collector T-Shirts

"Bury my old power cords here. I just can't bring myself to throw them out."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Nuts to you, too."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Try his land line.'

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Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Utility Chic.

So close... Yet so far.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Please feel free to browse."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Baroque Bach Mountain

Antique Selfie

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'