Cable Car Jouster Pillows

Ski Lift Duel.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Jumping Dogs

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Boomerang fetching

He Did It!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'Power steering.'

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Reigning cats and dogs.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Air Bag.

'And to your left is the bottomless cave.' 'He tells us after we're past it!'

After their colleagues had mocked their presentation, only one course of action was open...

"Music lessons, gymnastics, horseback riding... your extra curriculum activities are my extra vehicular activities!"

"Tower to AVX114. . . I don't think the problem's with your altimeter!"

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

'I should have known that he was just playing dead.'

Policeman breathalysing small child.

Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'

My advice, keep the oil,change the car!