Cable Adventurer Pillows

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Fishermen

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

The next fast train has gone.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Let there be cool.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Milla Jovovich

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

As if being stuck in the same job for over 30 years wasn't bad enough, now he was beginning to leach.

"He says you should only charge him half price!"

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."