Cable Adventurer Prints

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Fishermen

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

The next fast train has gone.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Let there be cool.'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"He says you should only charge him half price!"

As if being stuck in the same job for over 30 years wasn't bad enough, now he was beginning to leach.

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).