Cabbage Aficionado Prints

Famous Side Dish Trials. The Cabbage Case. Now, tell the jury what happened after the chef pulled out his knife …. (Sob) It was a SLAWter!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Flying sauces.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Can he come out and play?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Runner Bean...

I've located your problem, luv!

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'