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'Don't do that !!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Moulin Rouge Security

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Music Hall Dancers

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

The Stripper

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

Miggs's short-lived joy

'Scary movie?'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'