Cabaret Enthusiast T-Shirts

Celebrate the show-stopping spirit of cabaret with a stylish t-shirt that’s as lively and bold as the performances themselves, ideal for fans and performers alike.

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"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short." mockup

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

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Cow Striptease.

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"So. When the cat's away the mouse will play."

"So. When the cat's away the mouse will play." mockup

"So. When the cat's away the mouse will play."

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Moulin Rouge Security

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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"His first out-of-body experience." mockup

"His first out-of-body experience."

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"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food." mockup

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

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I could have danced all night!

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to." mockup

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

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'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?' mockup

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

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Dog Walking Services

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Squirrel Chasing a Dog

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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Skiing.

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'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!' mockup

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round. mockup

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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'He has your nose and my ears.'

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Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'. mockup

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

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"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'" mockup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

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"I'm afraid you could go at any time." mockup

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel." mockup

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

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'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

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'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.' mockup

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

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It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home. mockup

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

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"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back." mockup

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

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"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries." mockup

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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