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"I know my grades are straight 'Cs,' but don't I get some credit for consistency?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'Reinventing myself.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'